
It all began when I realized that going to the grocery store and spending five dollars on candy was a lot less work than going door to door for three hours,
awkwardly standing at
someones doorstep, hoping that this wasn't a lame house that gave out lame candy, and holding on to the small hope that maybe this was a cool house that would give out regular sized Snicker bars.
I will be the first to admit it: I am not a huge fan of Halloween. I totally appreciate other people's efforts, but am not really willing to make my own efforts. It just takes too much effort.
Enter Zachary. Once you have a kid Halloween is not an option. Not dressing your kid up seems
negligent---like you are depriving them from their right to a childhood
. (I'm thinking
MJ here...)

So of course I had to dress my little man up.

Enter problem two. I am creative, but not in the sew a costume or make something that comes from Michael's kind-of way. I
actually wondered for a long time just who it was that shopped at Michael's, like how in the world did they stay open??!! And then I realized that I had some good friends that did, and they make some really amazing things that fill their houses with cuteness and craft.
The younger me might have been jealous of all their homemade "you made
that with pipe cleaners??!!!!" creations, but coming up on my
thirtieth year has allowed me a measure of honesty about who I am and who I am not: i.e.
Pinterest is not on my blog roll, and never will be.
All this brings me to Zachary's first
Halloween costume. Maybe it is a little random, but it's an original, and even though he didn't exactly say it in words, he totally dug it.