Oprah always asks her super famous guests what they would tell the younger version of themselves. So, what would I tell this completely unassuming and naive girl in the photo?
Wear a bikini!!! Everyday, wear a bikini!! Rain or shine, work or play...Dress it up with heels for church, a scarf for cold weather, and a great set of pearls for a night out.
And what would I tell this poor muffin top girl that stands in for the current state of my midsection?
I'm so sorry, but you should have worn the bikini when you had the chance.
Amidst all these sad changes to my figure, there has been a silver lining in the post-partum body. Yep, that's right folks, I finally got myself some boobs...and they were completely free.
This is the one thing that I wouldn't mind keeping from the whole experience. It seems only fair that I should get a souvenir.
The whole family has benefited. I finally get the whole bra thing, Clint has taken to singing Adam Sandler's Yes, you have a nice rack!! And how does Zachary feel about the girls? I think the photo speaks of that quite accurately:
Yes you have a nice rack!
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious. I'm going to put on a bikini... right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd then you get to be my age and you don't care and walk around in a bikini and embarrass your family! Just wait until the next family reunion! Love this, and love to see pictures of the gorgeous boy! (Sorry Clint, I meant Zachary, but you are cute as well)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, zep strelnikof is Aunt Joy
ReplyDeleteerica, you are hilarious and awesome!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post Grub! Oh, the things I wish I could tell pre-pregnancy Cameron....
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